A few days ago, Jesse Jackson did something that brought me to a realization. While talking about Barack Obama, Jesse Jackson said that he would “cut his n_ts out.” While most jumped on it as an attack on a presidential candidate, I got something else out of it. Jesse Jackson, a reverend, said a word that some consider crude. What this means is that the bag is open. I can now say words that refer to the cr_tch region. What are some other sayings that are now considered ok to say? I have listed them below.
“I will kick you in the n_ts.”
“France doesn‘t have any b_lls.”
“I think something is wrong with my t_sticles.”
So thank you Rev. Jackson. You have opened up a new chapter of what is now acceptable language. Thanks to you, I can now use different words that refer to my man n_ggets. It’s good to know that I’ll never go wrong if I use people like Jesse Jackson as my role model.
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July 16, 2008 at 9:19 am
Amy
Okay, do you by chance remember the whole conversation about what if people/friends were rated like movies are??? You would be… let me think… at least an R.
I would say this post was R with TVG on to edit the words.
July 16, 2008 at 9:33 am
yojoe
Should not the rev stay out of politics? What about the separation of church and state?
July 16, 2008 at 10:11 am
johnnyism
Leave the poor rev alone. Everyone knows he’s broke and lives in poverty.
July 16, 2008 at 10:18 pm
missetiquette
That man really does irritate me beyond belief. He should just take a seat and keep quiet. His comments were totally inappropriate for someone in his position.
July 17, 2008 at 5:14 am
Jules
Yeah. He’s not really a reverend. More like an opportunist. I realize that a lot of people would disagree with me, but I’m simply stating my (correct) opinion.
July 22, 2008 at 7:43 am
Disturbed Stranger
Looooooooooool!
You cracked me up.. hmm… I think I’ll Vote for you