How To Accomplish…

Hello Johnnyism fans.  Today you’re going to find out how to accomplish a few things.   I will present these in easy quick to learn and remember steps.  With these, you’ll be able to do anything. 

 

 

How to Live Dangerously

STEP 1: untie shoe

STEP 2: walk

STEP 3: SUCCESS!!!

 

 
How to Get a Woman

STEP 1: be an a-hole

STEP 2: SUCCESS!!!

 

 
How to Realize You’re a Pro Video Gamer

STEP 1: really get into video games

STEP 2: realize how alone you really are.

STEP 3:  SUCCESS!!!!!

 

 
How to write almost any Hollywood movie

STEP 1:  vomit onto paper

STEP 2:  SUCCESS!!!!

 

 
How to Get Famous Without Having Any Talent

STEP 1: get a show on MTV

STEP 2:  SUCCESS!!!!!

 

 
How to be Better Than Hitler

STEP 1:  don’t kill a bunch of Jews.

STEP 2:  SUCCESS!!!!