Today’s topic is on bathroom manners. In today’s age, you would think this would not warrant having an entire blog dedicated to it. However I and other people know differently.

First off, wash your hands. How is this not just known? The bathroom, especially a public one, can be the source of so much disease and germs. You think that is nothing? A HAH! Show’s what you know. In figure 1.1, you will see the image of a disease at 200X zoom.

FIGURE 1.1

hillary-clinton-howard-u-400a062907.jpgDo you want that on your hands? I think not. Please wash your hands so that doesn’t happen to you.

Secondly, if you have that rumbling in your stomach and you just have to “make a deposit at the bank”, then please do everyone a favor and spray something that smells good into the air. Turn the fan on. Do something. A little over a year ago, a young man in Baltimore walked in right after someone had just left presents and instantly fell over dead. See figure 1.2 to see what could happen to you.

FIGURE 1.2

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That could be you if you walk in right after someone has stunk the place up.  I’ve seen it a million times.

Thirdly, yeah I said thirdly, we do not need a play by play of what you’re doing in there. Too many times I have walked into a bathroom just to hear someone tell me exactly what they are doing. Now I understand that sometimes talking to yourself helps relax you for those really big jobs, but please be considerate of those around you.

In figure 1.3, this graph shows what people say they do in bathrooms.

FIGURE 1.3

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I hope this has opened eyes. For everyone’s safety, let us all practice having good bathroom manners.

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