OBAMA HELPS RAPPERS RAP MORE MATURE LIKE

Rappers around the states claim that President Obama has ushered in a brand new era of more mature lyrics and rhymes in their music.  The African American President has inspired them to rap about things that matter in life.  This of course is proven by the songs that these rap artists are bringing out.  Such as Twista’s “Wetter (Calling You Daddy)” and Pitbull’s “Hotel Room Service”.  These songs really show the growth and maturity that the President has inspired these artists to show.  With such beautiful lyrics that really bring out this maturity. 

Music-McDonalds Twista 

This man has become more mature since Obama is President.  His song, “Wetter (Calling You Daddy)” proudly shows how he’s grown.

 

TLC DROPS JON BUT KEEPS KATE AROUND

Jon has been dropped from the somehow a hit show Jon and Kate Plus 8.  The main surprise here is that this show was a hit show.  TLC is toying with some new names, such as “Kate Plus Eight Plus Sometimes a Guy Who Isn’t a Man Anymore Since He Used to be Married to Kate” or “Eight Kids Who Don’t Stand a Chance Because Their Parents Care More About Their Celebrity Than Their Own Children” or “Kate Plus Eight Children She Doesn’t Take Care Of.”

jonkate

The kids pictured above sadly will have no chance.  

 

 

IRAN WILL LET SWISS OFFICIALS VISIT THREE U.S. HIKERS

The three U.S. hikers who are being held by Iran will now be allowed to have Swiss officials visit them.  These Swiss officials aren’t allowed to pass along any messages from the United States, but will be allowed to toss the prisoners small assorted chocolates.

iran

This is where 3 U.S. hikers are hidden, a few missles are hidden, and where you can find all your missing socks.

 

That’s all for now Johnnyism peeps.  I’m going to attempt to update this blog more and more.

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