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What I am about to tell you I could not believe was real.  “This has to be a joke.”  I told myself.  On the satellite radio i was listening to today I heard something that had to be fake.  But alas, there is video and an article on the whole thing.  It seems Representative Hank Johnson (Representative of the 4th District in Georgia)is quite concerned about the island of Guam. 

Guam is apparently suffering from an overpopulation problem and according to Rep. Hank Johnson there is concerned that if Guam’s trend of overpopulation continues, then there is a chance that the island will tip over and capsize.  I’ll let you re-read that last sentence….

Done?  Ok good.  Now I’m aware that this sounds like something I’d make up to make myself laugh.  But sadly this is completely true.  This guy was VOTED IN!!  The guy who thinks islands can tip over was VOTED IN!!!!!  Numerous questions arise from this.  One, who lost to this guy in the election?  And two, Why, Georgia, why? 

Here is a list of things I compiled for Rep. Hank Johnson so that he will know some basic facts and can hopefully not appear as stupid. 

1.  The island cannot tip over or capsize.  It can, however, disappear and go back in time.  Also, Locke is dead and there is a smoke monster running around. 

2.  In order to counter the over population problem, it is now legal in Guam to have abortions by the dozen.

3.  An island is surrounded on three sides by water, and on the fourth side by Rosie O’Donnell.

4.  Rep. Hank Johnson gets all his geographic information from his pet ninja hamster named Steve.  Steve also predicts the weather and gives Rep. Hank Johnson his daily horoscope.

Just so you all know I’m not making this up, below is the video from YouTube.   The actual comment comes in at about the 1:19 mark.

P.S. Islands don’t float.

my sources were The Opie and Anthony Show on Sirius XM Satellite Radio (Rated R radio show so don’t look it up if you don’t like cursing) and this article